Own a piece of Me

This is your chance to own a part of me, and the Intellectual Property of Me Me Me trying to become a public company. Although of course I’m not actually legally allowed to ask you for cash. So I’m not. Oh noooo, what you’re buying is a SIGNED PHOTO of ME. Which, in my book is PRICELESS. Me Me Me Plc is about putting honesty back into the financial system – and it starts with you trusting me. So don’t worry you’ll get your signed photo soon, (as well as a FREE and ABSOLUTELY GRATIS piece of me). If it helps at all, I spent a year without lying, and a year after it finished, I still NEVER LIE.

The minimum purchase is £10, but feel free to give LOADS MORE. I’ll use the cash to float Me Me Me Plc on the Stock Exchange. To make a stand for decency, to cry HONESTY from the tallest Gurken. And then to buy myself a simply ENORMOUS yacht.

So GIVE ME MONEY NOW! (Don’t forget £10 gets you one photo and one piece of me. £20, two photos and two pieces of me, and so forth).

PLEASE NOTE: SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO GET THE PAYPAL INFO IN SPANISH – ANY PROBLEMS LET ME KNOW

If you have any questions at all, please do contact me at: mememe@mememeplc.com

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One Response to “Own a piece of Me”

  1. Oli Cody December 21, 2010 at 4:42 pm #

    Coz I’m worth it

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